I am Jacob Marcus Baker. This is the story of the man on the side.

16th May 2012

Video reblogged from just an average guy that posts funny shit. with 62,213 notes

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noobjake:

awesome sauce.

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16th May 2012

Chat reblogged from just an average guy that posts funny shit. with 9,158 notes

  • me: omg i can't believe it i only have 3 math problems for homework
  • *opens textbook*
  • textbook: please do parts a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, aa, ab, ac, ad, ae, af, and ag
  • *rips nipples off in a fit of rage and projectile vomits into textbook

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14th May 2012

Post reblogged from Calm down,Kimosabe. with 177,340 notes

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on

Dear girlfriend

Dear boyfriend

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8th May 2012

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omfg-raxelle:

Omg

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23rd April 2012

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noobjake:

whaatt the fuuuu

BULLSHIT.

noobjake:

whaatt the fuuuu

BULLSHIT.

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20th April 2012

Photo reblogged from Just A Teenage Girl... with 4,909 notes

thatsnotthefunnypart:

All of you.

thatsnotthefunnypart:

All of you.

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9th April 2012

Video reblogged from From My Perspective with 54,344 notes

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thatsnotthefunnypart:

gee-on-uhh:

tetrisherp:

myjennaration:

viviannbonnie:

anklelint:

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

and i thought i was awkward

WAY HOOOOO

HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK LOL WTF 

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Lmfao was she reading lyrics the whole time? Really?

Omfg. Why.

OH MY GOD KANOE AND BAKER, I’VE FOUND THE SOURCE

I like how she’s reading the lyrics so cautiously, just in case the slight chance they change magically.

6th April 2012

Chat reblogged from Wazzup World!! :) with 268,881 notes

Lets get weird

  • 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
  • 2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
  • 3. Have you taken someones virginity?
  • 4. Is trust a big issue for you?
  • 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
  • 6. What are you excited for?
  • 7. What happened tonight?
  • 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
  • 9. Is confidence cute?
  • 10. What is the last beverage you had?
  • 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
  • 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
  • 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
  • 14. What are you going to spend money on next?
  • 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
  • 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
  • 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
  • 18. The last time you felt broken?
  • 19. Have you had sex today?
  • 20. Are you starting to realize anything?
  • 21. Are you in a good mood?
  • 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
  • 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
  • 24. What do you want right this second?
  • 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
  • 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
  • 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
  • 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
  • 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
  • 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
  • 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
  • 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
  • 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
  • 34. Listening to?
  • 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
  • 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
  • 37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
  • 38. Who did you last call?
  • 39. Who was the last person you danced with?
  • 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
  • 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
  • 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
  • 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
  • 44. Do you tan in the nude?
  • 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
  • 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
  • 47. Who was the last person to call you?
  • 48. Do you sing in the shower?
  • 49. Do you dance in the car?
  • 50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
  • 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
  • 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
  • 53. Is Christmas stressful?
  • 54. Ever eat a pierogi?
  • 55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
  • 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
  • 57. Do you believe in ghosts?
  • 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
  • 59. Take a vitamin daily?
  • 60. Wear slippers?
  • 61. Wear a bath robe?
  • 62. What do you wear to bed?
  • 63. First concert?
  • 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
  • 65. Nike or Adidas?
  • 66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
  • 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
  • 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
  • 69. Ever take dance lessons?
  • 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
  • 71. Can you curl your tongue?
  • 72. Ever won a spelling bee?
  • 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
  • 74. What is your favorite book?
  • 75. Do you study better with or without music?
  • 76. Regularly burn incense?
  • 77. Ever been in love?
  • 78. Who would you like to see in concert?
  • 79. What was the last concert you saw?
  • 80. Hot tea or cold tea?
  • 81. Tea or coffee?
  • 82. Favorite type of cookie?
  • 83. Can you swim well?
  • 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
  • 85. Are you patient?
  • 86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
  • 87. Ever won a contest?
  • 88. Ever have plastic surgery?
  • 89. Which are better black or green olives?
  • 90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
  • 91. Best room for a fireplace?
  • 92. Do you want to get married?

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4th April 2012

Photo reblogged from just an average guy that posts funny shit. with 1,490 notes

noobjake:

OMG I’m the Joker. That makes so much sense HAHA

I would be the troll

noobjake:

OMG I’m the Joker. That makes so much sense HAHA

I would be the troll

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18th March 2012

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Think about this …

When was the last time you had a serious talk with your bestfriend? Not a conversation about something happening in school or about another person, but about you and your problems, and I mean a serious conversation, no laughing or telling jokes, do you even have a person you could have that conversation with? How about this, have you ever cried in front of your bestfriend, because you just broke down? I sure in the hell haven’t, I haven’t found that close of a friend yet. I need to, soon, or I’m going to explode.